Butterflies

HELLO EVERYBODY!

AMACAM???!
HOW'RE YOU?

FINE?

IF YOU'RE NOT, GO ONE CORNER DIG YOUR NOSE AND YOU'LL BE FINE!!! :)

Well, I'm fine! kinda. Hahahaha.

Well, 

Nothing much to do today.

Just hope my neighbourhood friends relek/lepak/bonding/chilling session jadi later ah.

I didn't actually believe that I went to a library today and read a book!

a couple of pages somemore!

Fwoah..... Umar ah...

Improving!

That's very good.

Cheyyyyyyyy puji diri sendiri... heehehe.

Well, praising yourself is a good motivation.
But you shouldnt always do that ah.

Later people think you're thick-skinned. Hahahahahhaa. Muka tebal.... Betol or not the peribahasa? Okay my malay sucks balls so... whateva.

Okay all these no link.

Okay...... Now then the story which has a LINK to the title.

I thought butterflies were pretty, elegant and everything else that's wonderful.

Others think so too....

BUT!
what they don't know is.... THEY'RE SO DISGUSTING! Eeeeesh..

They creep my skeleton offa me.

After watching some discovery channel shyt on tv, i discovered that their MOUTH. Oh my god. fooo.
Okay i dont wanna describe. GO WATCH FOR YOUR OWN SELVES!

hahahahaha.

Now everywhere I go, if I see a butterfly, i'll creep out and walk away from it. I know passer-bys will think " what the hell sia this boy? Crazy ah!" 

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK! 

I CARE ABOUT MYSELF!

ME

BUTTERFLIES

DO NOT WORK TOGETHER WELL.

IN FACT, WE DONT WORK OUT AT ALL!

AT ALL!!!!

ahhahahaha

okay.

well.

Goodbye. :D

 

If I were a policeman

Hi all!
I know it's been so long since i've posted.
Well, I've been wondering if I were to be a policeman and have to do a report on a suicide case, how would I do it.
Let's start.

"I was relaxing in the police station and suddenly my superior asked me to attend a suicide case.
So I drove to the place using the very cool police car.
After that, I saw a guy trying to commit suicide.
So I took the lift and went to him.
I asked him to calm down and get down from there.
And to my surprise, he did.
What do you think??
You thought he got down towards me?
NO.
He came down THE OTHER SIDE!
TOWARDS MY CAR SOME MORE!!
He thought what???
My car got safety net ah??
Ish.....
So, I thought, Oh well, case closed.
Finish!
End of report! "

So what do you think of my story?
Hahahahahhaa.

Ok.
Well,
Bye bye.